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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

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By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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By wimp - 15/08/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, while I was at the doctor's, they told me that my son and I needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldn't hurt and that shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me mine, I started crying. My four year-old son handles pain better than his 29 year-old mom. FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By lydiacoolness - 08/08/2009 02:27 - New Zealand

Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML

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By gorey - 19/08/2010 01:26 - Canada

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

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By Caroline - 24/02/2013 09:34 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 18:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

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By bosssssssss765432 - 16/05/2009 15:20 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML

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By atetoeate - 27/08/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML

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Friday 27 May 2011 8:35

I don't blame him. needles suck

Jarvo_666 6

Friday 27 May 2011 8:35

Haha. At least he got straight to the "point." ;). Sorry...

Comments

kc1997kc 9

Friday 27 May 2011 22:35

I did that!! the difference is I was like four.... I hate shots.

tannere 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:07

ha that does suck

coolwhiplova 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:23

Whoa maybe he had a spasm that made his arm throw the needle at you then another spasm to run out the door

jessicalh1 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:45

lier ur not from minsota I know who this is shady grow up stop being a lier I bet this didn't happen to u

jessicalh1 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:48

go ahead delete my comment it's only the truth

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:51

Okay, so basically someone from a completely different city psychically/telepathically found out this thing happened to some random person you know, stole the story, then submitted it to our website with the name Anonymous so they could have some internet fame? I know this isn't very diplomatic, but you're a bit stupid, aren't you?

jessicalh1 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:57

the person who posted this is sorry to say they lie to get attention from people I know very well they do

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:59

Yep, and your President Obama is a giant commie space alien too, I guess? Please don't make such weird, wonderful, and bizarre claims without proof. It's very disrespectful to the OP, and it makes you look incredibly foolish. But thanks for providing some comments for everyone else to laugh at; it's the only reason I haven't removed them.