Broke as ever
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Why? It's so easy to shoplift tiny cups, so you should be able to get one for free. Even if you get caught, your story is so sad and pathetic, I'm sure the cop and the shopkeeper will be reduced to tears and allow you to keep the cup. If you start jonesing for larger merch, you may want to consider getting a ******* job, slack-ass.
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