Broke as ever

By PolarBear2020 - 04/10/2022 12:00

Today, I've been broke for so long that I felt a pang of envy when a character in a movie said that that they'd bought a tiny cup from a gift shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 839
You deserved it 169

Same thing different taste

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Why? It's so easy to shoplift tiny cups, so you should be able to get one for free. Even if you get caught, your story is so sad and pathetic, I'm sure the cop and the shopkeeper will be reduced to tears and allow you to keep the cup. If you start jonesing for larger merch, you may want to consider getting a ******* job, slack-ass.