By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

56 4
habest 2

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

43 3

Comments

shadow33456 1

that's the first time I've heard that

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xxscarsoflifexx 0

Um wow...Why did you get slapped in the face?!?!?

18 11
jennifer93 0

Ok if this was "today I found out what getting slapped in the face by my father feels like" THEN it would be an FML, but lettuce?

3 1
WTSchool 0

Wow, your life must be ruined now, OP.

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HannahForbesxo 13

It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

56 4
CryMoreFMLs 14

Lettuce put our heads together and think about what it feeks like.

36 1
TheJester12 15

there are worse things you could have been slapped with, like an iron rod labled " no one gives a shit". I question why this is a fml

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JawneeG 0

lettuce see what we have here... it seems it is a.... C-c-C-Combo Breaker!

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SuperAnthony 7

Hey, you're fault for not drinking a V8!

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MwahFMLS 6

LOL #37. I laughed out loud.

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ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Atleast I was just lettuce and not something rubber or wet

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rockyraccoon28 8

it could've been wet, you never know

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alisa162 0

It could've been wet, and rubber :) haha I just had to say it.

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randomguy1millon_fml 0

dude I was mayo slaped

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T9FTW 20

I was slapped with shampoo

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madgrinchhatter 12

In the bottle? Or did someone just slap you while they had shampoo in their hand?

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Bakayarou_fml 0

Wow that cat looks like it should have been in The Godfather! But anyway, next up, sausages! (plural)

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fluffyzoe64 2

At least it wasn't a banana peel, and at least you didn't get slapped in the eye.

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Gknd 0

try a whole cabbage then we'll talk....

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habest 2

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

43 3
honeylol 0

 this actually made me laugh pretty hard 

3 5
CateXOX 0

We really need more context here...

14 1
jennifer93 0

okay...you shouldve at least told us why and by who

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habest 2

I can picture it, his/her trainer catching them eating junk food when they should be eating healthy and must now suffer the punishment of being slapped using a vegetable of the trainer's choice. To OP's despair, it was their arch enemy... lettuce... Dun dun duuunnn

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melliemoo17 6

Omg ur epic and I can't stop laughing!

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LardZilla 11

I don't really see an FML here... Well at least not with the given information.

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