By MM - 02/02/2012 14:50

Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML
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GoW_Chick 14

Well this is a first, a man who actually wants to read instructions instead of just winging it, odd.

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narkui 10

I know how to use jumper cables, and I'm 14 ...

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

That's just embarrassing. Not only is he a man but a full grown one and he doesn't know how to jump a car. I learned how to jump a car when I was 6.

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DrMime 10

I don't get how jumper cables work! I tried using them, but I just got tired from jumping and swinging the cable around my body in circles... Definately not an effective source of power for my motor vehicle.

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flockz 19

"so first you clamp one one each ear...."

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GoW_Chick 14

Do you hear an echo echo?

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WCARlover 34

Not like guys are automatically programmed with mechanical knowledge

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cablooey 0

Who can say he's not "manly" because he doesn't know how to deal with vehicles? I personally know shit all about them, and that doesn't make me any less of a man...

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cablooey 0

Vehicles are meant to get from point A to point B. I have never taken an interest in vehicles other than the occasional epic foreign car, or the speed of travelling.

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TheDrifter 23

You have been fully feminized. Going from point A to point B is only a convenient side effect of automobile ownership.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Looks like we all know who truly wears the pants around your house.

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OfficeNinja 5

Today, I pulled a con job on my wife - duping her into jump starting the car while I sat in the sofa watching tv and drinking a beer. She really thinks I don't know how jumper cables work. MLIA.

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perdix 29

Positive Terminal Right Nipple Left Nipple Ground Was that so hard? For a fun variation, substitute "********" for "nipple."

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biggestfan23 11

Your husband should know that. That's what all men should be able to do. Smh

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pinkcrayola 0

And should all women know how to clean and cook?

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biggestfan23 11

That's totally irrelevant. A man is supposed to take care of the family and be the one that is relied on. If they break down on the highway and need to change a tire or something. Who should do that ?

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