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By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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Saturday 14 August 2010 1:33

Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:30

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frogg101 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:47

oh wow, I have to take a test to get a drivers licence, but anyone like this insensitive bitch can be a mom? Really??? Hang in there!

sean01 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:24

**** these bitches.. my mom is worse than this. She disowned me.

RockstarChickxD 1

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:26

L0l at 32. Woo Hoo Hooooo! Woo hoo hooooo! Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One Prozac a day Husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door When she turned 24. Only been with one man What happened to her plan?..... She was gonna be an actress She was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass On the hood of White Snake's car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks at her average life And nothing, has been... all right since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool Cuz she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 - Bowling For Soup(: