Love, Weird and Jealousy: Misplaced fury

Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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You deserved it 56

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Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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You deserved it 4 190

By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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You deserved it 2 428

Happy for you

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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You deserved it 4 135

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 297

Honor amongst maids

By Anonymous - 11/03/2020 09:00

Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML

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You deserved it 224

Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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You deserved it 5 428

Policy of truth

By Home Alone 33 - 24/02/2022 14:00

Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

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You deserved it 105

By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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You deserved it 3 373

Yudith 24

Friday 27 October 2023 18:38

Maybe she was too afraid that if she did invite you, she would come running after you in her wedding dress, leaving the groom at the altar, you would run away, both families would pelt her with the wedding buffet, and the marriage would be cancelled before it even started.

Chazzster 28

Friday 27 October 2023 21:44

Some people are astoundingly selfish and stupid. OP’s remaining single was the mental escape clause that let her imagine dumping her husband and being with OP as a future possibility. Completely unrealistic and selfish! If she didn’t love her husband she had no business being married to him.

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Yudith 24

Friday 27 October 2023 18:38

Chazzster 28

Friday 27 October 2023 21:44

FluffythePink 21

Saturday 28 October 2023 16:08

Perhaps this 'friend' was just enjoying knowing that you were single? My sister is like that, just knowing someone who is worse off than her makes her happy. Gives her a boost in life. The instant that person has any luck or their lives improve, they're the devils own spawn and she absolutely hates them with a bile and venom that's impressive to behold. It's very sad. Congrats on your wedding and forget the bitch.