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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
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hopelessefforts 9

That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean

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perdix 29

#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.

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Phyre24 17

If you didn't have a fear of cats that could be hot, sadly you do which just makes her a bitch.

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rec_chem 22

Sounds like you need a new girlfriend.

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lwonderful 11

You have got the be kitten me right meow

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doge71 8

are you afraid of ALL cats, or just the ******** ones? my cat is a sweetheart that has no balls. ^-^

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NickACD 27

Well if your girlfriend is a slutty cat I'm sure you'll get over your fear.

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dannnngthatsux 19

If you can't appreciate her humor we only have 3, there's certainly room for one more!!! "no, no, leave the helmet on..."

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PopBlox 14

But if she had a fear of cats and you did that you would've been sleeping on the couch

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