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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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Misophonist or misogynist?

By Knot in my throat - 12/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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Strange behavior

By Soconfused - 30/08/2022 14:00

Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

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By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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kdahrouj 6

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

At least it's not Justin bieber

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!

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euamo 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:10

Don't be so jealous! She's pretty and I bet she can't have sex with him like you can(:

caitybear32 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:44

Break up with that pussy thats pathetic

Awesomewaffle 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:49

Miley Cyrus? I feel bad for you.

quite_bored 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:13

No, THIS IS SPARTA!!

zander4310 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:17

lol "boyfriend" he obviously does not have a good taste in girls.....

ferroneous 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:46

Was the Britney song on?

MickMitch 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:42

We have to deal with the same sh*t for our girlfriends and Justin beiber...

MickMitch 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:44

Oooo wow... 110... I go that fast all the time was it really picture worthy?...

Herondale15 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:55

Your boyfriend and my boyfriend have the same problem -__-

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:06

Get a mask of Miley for you to wear & a mask of someone you like then tell him that the masks always have to be worn while you're together in private...he'll get un-obsessed really fast. (especially if the one he wears is somebody as ***** as Miley that he hates & you think is hot)...obsession solved. :) I'd be more worried if he had a gaga obsession though.

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Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML

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Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

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Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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Today, my best friend told me she no longer wants an "active friendship" with me. She says she doesn't have time to see me, since she has a boyfriend and a bunch of friends she's spent years bitching to me about. We've gone from a 14-year friendship to awkwardly nodding at each other in the street. FML

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

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