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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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Misophonist or misogynist?

By Knot in my throat - 12/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/01/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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Strange behavior

By Soconfused - 30/08/2022 14:00

Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

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By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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kdahrouj 6

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

At least it's not Justin bieber

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!

Comments

jordyxjigsaw 11

Friday 2 March 2012 3:31

Is your boyfriend Dave Days..? O.o

KRiddle 15

Sunday 25 March 2012 0:40

I feel bad for you.

sarah2144 14

Friday 18 May 2012 8:18

Is your boyfriend that guy who made the YouTube video about the 7 things he hates about his Miley Cyrus cardboard cutout?

mouse0410 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 14:30

your boyfriend is Dave Days??!! lucky

gabybilyk 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 0:27

JACOB HAS A GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!??????????? :D

jadaDbailey 1

Monday 23 July 2012 20:28

Hey now she's pretty cool . RESPECT

rivaraven 35

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:28

Is he Dave Days?

kalynnepointer 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:09

Are you dating Dave days?!

Alexweber929 14

Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:52

Dude, miley cyrus is perty hot..... Just saying

melkymac101 17

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:16

Wait people still like Miley Cyrus

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Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

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Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML

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Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML

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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML

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Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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