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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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Misophonist or misogynist?

By Knot in my throat - 12/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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Strange behavior

By Soconfused - 30/08/2022 14:00

Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

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By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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kdahrouj 6

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

At least it's not Justin bieber

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

Quit being so possessive! Share him with Miley, so he can have the best of both worlds!

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fayman 5

Monday 6 February 2012 22:44

how do you delete your own comment?

monkiki62 5

Monday 6 February 2012 23:05

Wow um gross. One she's way young so is he a pedo? And not to mention it looks like shed slay you with her huge teeth. Also I don't advise not dating men with obsessions with little girls ur bf is a creeper op.

hotPinklipstick 24

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:21

Technically no it wouldn't make him a pedo, she's 18. Get your facts right before you go on a pointless rant, m'kay.

rachrocks 1

Monday 6 February 2012 23:09

Lol shut up

MissIrish 0

Monday 6 February 2012 23:32

Well Hes Never Going To Be With Her So Let Him Be Obsessed..

EduJav321 24

Monday 6 February 2012 23:43

Well, shes still kinda hot... But not to obsess over

blackeducator 0

Monday 6 February 2012 23:45

Better a female than a man woooomp woooomp woooommmmmmmmmp

chrissy6566 3

Monday 6 February 2012 23:57

I am now glad all I have to deal with is the boxes of every epic edition Xbox gave ever Made in our bedroom.

CoolRainbowdash 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:09

Better than Justin bieber

Jordyn345 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:22

OMG!!!!! your dating davedays?!?! Lucky.....

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:35

everyone loves Miley Cyrus!!!!!

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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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Today, our daughter was diagnosed with hypodontia, which means half her adult teeth never formed, so when she loses baby teeth, no adult teeth exist to replace them. This is going to cost a fortune since she’s either gonna need dentures or multiple surgeries to insert artificial teeth. FML

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