By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
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woainishamu 21

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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TheTrainKid 20

HIPPA... Are you aloud to say this on line?

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kalbrek009 20

Sorry to hear about your family jewels being attacked, she....on the other hand will have it a bit worse for her negligence in using protection....hope you notified your supervisor & the police that she assaulted you.

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Omniprism 14

That intelligence is what got her the std to begin with. What an idiot. Hope you feel better soon.

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cwaziemamma 16

So tell me, you weren't the one to give her the std, where you?

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EpicGuy70 13

About now, You should get some of that STD on your shoe while you give her a good old fashioned **** punt.

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Haha you could have called the cops on her and filed an assault charge.

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Saraishi 24

... I don't even... Sorry you had to deal with her, OP.

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