By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
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skippydoda 32

Yeah. If there is an HR department, it's time to pay a visit them.

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Tarlachia 33

I wonder exactly was the complaint given? "Oh my God! I heard that one has Chlamydia and probably gave it to that person! Think of the virgin ears of my poor children!!"

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skippydoda 32

Yeah. If there is an HR department, it's time to pay a visit them.

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irwingiggles 26

Well at least you colleague trusts you I guess :)

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ShowMeKay 20

Over-sharers typically tend to "trust" everyone.

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Pokefinch27 17

Explain what happened to the HR department

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torn616 7

ya explain to them how you poured gasoline on your coworker and lit that dirty diseased hooor on fire, so its all good shit won't happen again.

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oiler 21

This is where you introduce her to an imaginary friend

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Tarlachia 33

I wonder exactly was the complaint given? "Oh my God! I heard that one has Chlamydia and probably gave it to that person! Think of the virgin ears of my poor children!!"

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nonsensical 26

If she really had to tell you, why did it have to be in front of customers?? She really needs to learn how to judge situations...

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91hayek 31

One day she is going to say something that sounds like a threat to national security, then you both will be in a lot of trouble for no reason at all.

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nonsensical 26

Depending on how promiscuous she is, it could already be a threat to national security

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Yimpish 15

Try to make sure the coworker doesn't tell HR that they have chlmydia too.

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