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By TeacherLady - 31/03/2017 18:00

Today, I had to listen to a high school student describing how lame his spring break was, because the only fun thing he did was go scuba diving and parasailing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 141
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seanthadon 3

**** his parents' lives

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cacheson 41

What else did he want? Joy ride in a new Ferrari? A trip to Cancun? A Mars expedition???

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seanthadon 3

**** his parents' lives

38 1
cacheson 41

What else did he want? Joy ride in a new Ferrari? A trip to Cancun? A Mars expedition???

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maharb01 17

actually those sounds like things that would happen on a cancun trip

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GrainHauler 9

with any luck they'd leave the brat on Mars

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lonestarnative 8

pfft when I was in high school spring break meant painting houses with my basketball coach making 11 an hour working sun up to sun down to help my parents pay the bills.

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lonestarnative 8

hey I got paid in cash everyday and it's keep lights on. water running and put food in the house. how is taking care of your family lame exactly??

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adventureinthesea 14

Mine was finally getting sleep! Definitely didn't complain about spending spring break cleaning!!! (High school spring break though.)

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adventureinthesea 14

Lol *sleeping Thought of the common phrase. Of course it's 'cause I haven't been getting that sleep whoops.

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Misoranomegami 16

If it helps it was probably a humble brag. Most of the teens I know still think it's not cool to enjoy things even if they had a great time.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

ungrateful little brat. I'd be happy with a 30 min nap

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maharb01 17

and yet that generation still tries to argue they aren't entitled

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adventureinthesea 14

I've pretty much been between poor and lower middle class my whole life, always borderline "ghetto" situations. Even to this day there's 9 people living in my house, 2 people in each of the 3 rooms and 2 adults with their 4 year old in the living room. I have a close[ish] friend who says "I relate, I'm soooo poor! My car was previously my mom and stalls sometimes!" Then goes on to talk about how she's gonna have a party at her lake house and wants me to go and try HER jet ski. People kill me.

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RichardPencil 30

Scuba diving is claustrophobic and parasailing is overrated -- once you've been in the air for five minutes, it's enough and you want to come down already.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, sounds like a spoiled brat. Kids like that piss me off.

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