I want a troupe of elephants at my funeral, make it happen! I want to recklessly spend the inheritance my family should be getting!

Plan your funeral now, modify those plans as life goes on and changes. Involve your loved ones, periodically review your plans. Everybody dies. Help those you leave behind by keeping your Will up-to date so your estate isn't held up in probate, and make your decisions so people aren't having to guess what you would and wouldn't want. you won't be around to ask.

It dosen't even mean the person is dying. It just means they are preparing for eventuality.

Ok, unless they were planning YOUR funeral, grandpa is the only one whose life is ****** here! OP, get in on the planning. Nothing helps whitewash the grief like a big-ass limo and an open bar!

haha. hahahahahaha "unless they were planning YOUR funeral" I can not stop laughing. thank you :D

Meh... Not really that bad. I wish my grandpa would just die off already... Much better than watching him being depressed about not being able to complete the simplest tasks.

Suck it the **** up. Your supposed to make preparations when people get old so that when they die you already have everything done and in order and you don't have to go through the stress of planning it within a few days or less. Shit. Grow some balls... Also, that wasn't even funny?

It does not have to be funny? hence the '**** My Life' part? And it is harsh what you are saying, their grandad could be really close to them for all we know, it's not nice to here something like that about someone very close to you. Instead of growing some balls I think YOU need to defrost your cold heart.

So they MADE you listen to that... They use chains or duct tape?? Each have pros and cons... and require diffent froms of revenge.

Its best to do it beforehand. Most people are too stressed when it actually happens to plan things properly and they usually miss something. It may sound heartless, but it actually helps those left behind and allows them more time to grieve rather than be stressed out deciding what clothes he should be buried in, notifiying the newspaper, church, minister, cemetery, funeral home, and countless other things. And besides, its not like they were planning YOUR funeral.