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By fuck family - 17/07/2013 20:13 - Poland - Walbrzych

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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML
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perdix 29

If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!

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biggestfan23 11

Maybe yourrr family sucks. Mine is awesome and I'm sure a lot of people on here would say the same thing about there family

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biggestfan23 11

#1 edited her comment so now mine makes no sense lol

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Shrike 23

Even though you replied to her 3 hours after she posted, and you only get 2 minutes to edit your comment after it's posted. Don't worry, #48, I believe you. I believe you. It was aliens, right?

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slimjim8094 12

Editing a comment 3 hours later... Is such a thing even possible?

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PenguinBitch 43

#48. It never made sense in the first place.

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killer6969 16

Atleast it didn't lead to her parents getting divorced :$

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ex_stripper_jk 20

#48 it sucks to be down voted that badly huh... Don't "lol" about it, it happens

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Elfkid21 19

I believe her, and in aliens.

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AestheticGuy 21

FYL majorly if your family are the religious ones, if its your boyfriend that is, at least you can just ditch him. And tell your grandpa there are many more kinky but less dangerous ways to get sexual gratification, LOL

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dc120994 11

what Are you talking about, that family sounds hilarious.

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perdix 29

If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!

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UnluckyGenius 21

I wonder if OP's grandpa was also wearing a Batman costume.

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evig_fml 16

Hopefully number 31, or he wouldn't have been doing it right.

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zed34 18

Family... Your suppose to love them no matter what........

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ileenefudge 29

My birth mother's stupid actions just cost me my job. I think I love my foster family way more at this point.

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MadMaddyson 10

try telling that to the children who grew up with Abusive mothers and fathers, the ones who are beaten and discouraged by family, the ones who live in torment because of their 'family'. so no, sir. you are absolutely NOT obligated to love your family. you love them because how they treat you, you love them for the way the help you, you love them because they stand beside you no matter what. that's why you love family, not because some stupid naive feeling that says you are obligated to.

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brebabee793 13

not all relatives are family #56, family is who does all those things for you. I know from experience. you're right.. no one is obligated to love family. but I know, in most cases, if you have a situation of that sort, those aren't the people you call your family.

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Erery 16

He said supposed not have to.... good point though.

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cmayer 20

I think your family sounds charming!

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Phoenixke 16

good riddance to Jesus freaks...yeah I said it...

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jpest17 5

It did say that Jesus looked plain and unattractive....

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thebaddayblues 3

God blesses you and your opinion..

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kimee21_fml 15

Well, if he dumps you because of your family, I personnally think he does not deserve you. You worth more sweetie!

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Seems to have dumped you?>.< what does that mean?

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FaithlessGod 10

It means to (rudely) break up with someone.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

#12 That makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.

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Snowkeys 11

#20 If you're ******** on someone chest, you're probably not worried about wiping

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he's questioning the "Seems to" part. She doesn't seem to be sure. I'm guessing he's ignoring her and she hasn't been able to confront him to figure things out yet.

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