By Anon - 18/12/2013 09:56 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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Welshite 39

Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?

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JMichael 25

Did you feel well protected?

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Welshite 39

Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?

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Rainhawk94 27

Don't let go or you'll get lost

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Good job, 24! You came up with something original! That's like unheard of, a steady stream of comments like that and you'll become king of the world! Ok, maybe not the world, but king of something! Woo! Ahh! Psss! The crowd goes wild!

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minesbiggerr 25

I call this FML fake!!! This is the third FML by this guy/girl going by the username anon in the past few weeks

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ohnowhyme123 15

Make fun of her now but that'd be a funny story to tell years from now

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incoherentrmblr 21

Lack of gender icon makes this more interesting...

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StiffPvtParts 43

With a VIP escort :3

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bwhahaha_fml 10

Lucky him he got an escort. If someone from my school had to go during a lockdown they would have to use a box in the corner...

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PancakeSlap 23

Well that's a piss-poor way to handle things.

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darwinism 30

Pssst. Just a heads up but comments like that around here could get the piss slapped out of you like a pancake, mate!

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Kyuzomi 12

Piss-poor? That's a new and POORLY made pun.

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iAlissa 34

Ah, news flash, 17; piss-poor isn't new. Though it was funny at some point, it's unoriginal and overused in any pee-related FML.

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mpj13 8

You should feel important. They are like bodyguards.

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corporatescoundr 25

Right. You can't say that your school isn't doing they're job ensuring student safety lol

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davidislost 11

This is actually nice, I'm glad your school is taking precautions!

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PancakeSlap 23

I agree, but six people should not be required to walk you to the bathroom during a drill. Seems inefficient to me, but I went to a small highschool with only a few administrators.

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Enslaved 36

Maybe they all needed to use the restroom too and the more the merrier.

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SammyS2012 21

Myabe it wasnt a drill. my high school was once on lockdown because a gun was found in the bathroom. it was in a bag and someone hit it, and it went off. everyone was confined to their class for hours while an investigation went about

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

That's for sure. My high school didn't do as much as a fire drill all year long (even after the school shootings happened), the only fire (or any other emergency) drill we had all year was a total accident from an experiment gone wrong in the chemistry lab!

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BrotherPhil 35

My school never had fire drills - we got enough practice from false alarms. Usually someone getting wound up and punching the alarm button, but once, someone hung toilet paper off of a smoke detector and lit it.

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Catkam623 27

Hell I'd be happy if I just got to pee no need for an entourage.

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JMichael 25

Well they were on lockdown. Meaning there was probably a good reason for it. Like a bomb threat or suspicious character in the parking lot.

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TheDrifter 23

Or a drill that at least six faculty members were desperately wishing for a reason to get out of, even just to escort a bathroom trip.

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spluver0005 17

We had a really serious lockdown where we even got sent home so no one could be in the hallways and these three guys actually went into the back room and peed in a bottle

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michaelahascall 8

During the arapahoe high school shooting we(a neighboring school) were under a secure perimeter and had to be escorted by a school security guard and police officer to leave. :P

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jaycee1209 5

Look on the bright side OP at least you were able to pee in a restroom and not use the bathroom while still being in class how most schools do it.

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