Health, School and Poopoo peepee: Get it done already!

Get it done already!

By yeetyeet - 06/01/2019 12:00

Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML

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You deserved it 334

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

You OK in there?

By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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You deserved it 11 865

Anxious

By DamnTornadoAlley - 30/08/2012 05:55 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 158

You deserved it 2 701

Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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You deserved it 8 084

By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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You deserved it 1 279

By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 959

You deserved it 2 809

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 978

By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 64 772

Locked

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML

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You deserved it 78

prncsjnlca 10

Sunday 6 January 2019 14:56

That’s what people do in bathrooms. 🤦🏼‍♀️

faifai_fml 21

Sunday 6 January 2019 15:23

I feel more sorry for the girl in the stall next to you. Pooping in public is horrible when you're a kid.

Comments

bubbat101 36

Sunday 6 January 2019 12:07

Sounds like a shitty situation for both of you.

prncsjnlca 10

Sunday 6 January 2019 14:56

That’s what people do in bathrooms. 🤦🏼‍♀️

faifai_fml 21

Sunday 6 January 2019 15:23

I feel more sorry for the girl in the stall next to you. Pooping in public is horrible when you're a kid.

julfunky 29

Sunday 6 January 2019 20:16

It’s horrible at any age.

alycion 38

Monday 7 January 2019 11:29

Even worse when someone posts about it online.

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 6 January 2019 15:34

What has happened to this site in the last few weeks? Has someone else taken it over?

swervelol 28

Sunday 6 January 2019 21:20

exactly what I've been wondering the recent FMLS have gone way down hill in quality it looks like any submission makes its way through now a days

Blunt person 16

Monday 7 January 2019 2:27

Nowadays is one word, not three.

whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 6 January 2019 16:34

Sorry you met the one girl in the span of history that never figured out how to turn food into sunshine and rainbows like the rest of us. F your life.

Jennipher Stillwell 11

Tuesday 8 January 2019 19:55

🤣🤣

samomaha 17

Sunday 6 January 2019 16:47

So what?!?

tenniemo 19

Sunday 6 January 2019 19:28

Imagine how that other girl feels! She could have not been feeling well, and the day turned horrifying when she was trapped in the bathroom during an emergency in an uncomfortable position... Then to have someone else show up while she’s already feeling vulnerable? I hope you didn’t complain out loud or anything. Poor girl.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 6 January 2019 19:53

She was in the next stall over or you were in the same stall? Quite a huge difference. I'm not sure how it's an FML if it's the former...

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 6 January 2019 23:00

What the heck do you think happens in there?????

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 7 January 2019 2:16

I think it's more of an FML for her because the urge for her to take a shit happened to strike around the same time the school had a lockdown drill. But at least it was only a drill and not a real lockdown.