By LPS8585 - 01/09/2015 02:59 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here, firstly, there's a lot more to the story than I could fit in 300 characters. The dog that are the blanket is actually my well behaved one. She hardly ever eats anything. She didn't eat the whole blanket. Just chunks of it. She was in her kennel at the time because it's been raining and she's chosen to play in the mud. I'm renting a house with white carpet and I've also had to wash my sheets multiple times in one day due to the mud. So as soon as she comes inside, she goes in her kennel (if she's muddy. If she's not both dogs chill with me). She actually did stop chewing the blanket and started chewing her chew toy. She is a puppy. 7-8 months old, but she's not the hellraiser, the other one is. She was able to poop half of it out on her own, but she was running around with blanket coming out of her ass, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. It was also 11 at night and the area I'm in doesn't have a 24 hour vets office. At this point, I think she's about to start going into her first heat cycle and this can cause dogs to have abnormal behavior. This was a first time thing and it won't be happening again. The reason there's a blanket in the kennels, is because I like my dogs to be comfortable.
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I had to stop giving my dogs things that they would eat! My Great Dane eats stuffing. Anything with stuffing in it, he tears apart and eats. Then he has fluffy poop. And constipation. Sorry it happened to you! Dogs sure are dumb, but you gotta love em!
My dog would sleep on a pile of my dirty.socks. She also has to open every toy with a sqeaker and find out what makes it sqeak.
hopefully the blanket doesn't have anything toxic in it
I know it's a serious FML, but you obviously love your dog. I've had to do the most disgusting things for my sick cat as well, but at least you get so much love from them as thanks! To avoid further yuck, I'd take up the other suggestions of buying something that makes the blanket taste bad though...
One does not simply eviscerate a dogs bowels of blanket without posting on FML.
Am I the only one reading this as you sniffing the blanket after pulling it out of the dog's ass? I mean, I know it's highly unlikely, but that's how it appears to be written.
YDI. Thats a reflection of you as an owner. Keep it away from your dog.
No, just an ordinary owner who loves their dog and would do anything for them as an owner should.
Thats horrible but instead of talking to the fog put it were he can't reach it
That's ******* nasty. Why not just move the blanket so he can't eat it next time?
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Generally speaking dogs don't have the best cognitive skills. Maybe a more hands on approach to stopping her from eating the blanket next time?
That dog is lucky you're not a magician, otherwise you would have been pulling and pulling....