By LPS8585 - 01/09/2015 02:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML
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OP here, firstly, there's a lot more to the story than I could fit in 300 characters. The dog that are the blanket is actually my well behaved one. She hardly ever eats anything. She didn't eat the whole blanket. Just chunks of it. She was in her kennel at the time because it's been raining and she's chosen to play in the mud. I'm renting a house with white carpet and I've also had to wash my sheets multiple times in one day due to the mud. So as soon as she comes inside, she goes in her kennel (if she's muddy. If she's not both dogs chill with me). She actually did stop chewing the blanket and started chewing her chew toy. She is a puppy. 7-8 months old, but she's not the hellraiser, the other one is. She was able to poop half of it out on her own, but she was running around with blanket coming out of her ass, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. It was also 11 at night and the area I'm in doesn't have a 24 hour vets office. At this point, I think she's about to start going into her first heat cycle and this can cause dogs to have abnormal behavior. This was a first time thing and it won't be happening again. The reason there's a blanket in the kennels, is because I like my dogs to be comfortable.

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Generally speaking dogs don't have the best cognitive skills. Maybe a more hands on approach to stopping her from eating the blanket next time?

That dog is lucky you're not a magician, otherwise you would have been pulling and pulling....

Comments

Jwaye2 7

There is an anti chew spray you can get that leaves no residue or smell. Spray it on the things your dog may chew and if just leaves a sour taste in your dogs mouth. They learn quick not to chew it again. Used it when my pup was little and he hasnt chewed a thing since.

Ninjerman 7

The next time your dog won't stop chewing on something, put liquid soap on it. (Please be sure to check warning labels first)

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

I laughed at the 'I can't stop smelling it" part. Makes it sound like you get on all fours and nuzzle your nose into the dogs backside.

"today I think my dog can speak and understand english" I knew dog people had inflated senses of their dogs' cognitive abilities, but this is a new low. if you must have a dog, put stuff you don't want ruined out of his reach.

I don't give a shit about the blanket. Get off your high horse.

Dogs eat stuff that will/should make them throw up when they don't feel good. Keep an eye on her next time, if you notice her stomach is hard or making noise, give her some pepto and keep the blanket away.

sarahcroy20 12

So take the damn blanket away from her?? That could kill your dog.

Here's a thought. Take the blanket away from her. That could kill her.