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By Angelica - 28/10/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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You deserved it 2 398

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By PineappleOfMyEye - 24/09/2018 17:30

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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You deserved it 137

Cheap and gross

By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20

Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML

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Clerks 3

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Brunswick

Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 94

By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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You deserved it 2 842

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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You deserved it 2 678

Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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You deserved it 27 164

Help yourself

By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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You deserved it 3 780

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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You deserved it 2 247

Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 816

You deserved it 138

By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 20:38 - Germany - Bad Windsheim

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

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You deserved it 15 652

khaya 9

Friday 28 October 2011 6:03

Can't wait until he does this for a pack of condoms.

armorf0r 7

Friday 28 October 2011 6:36

"shiiiiit, back in my day, you could get a pack of 20 sheep intestines for a dolla! Man, you NEVER had to worry 'bout gettin yer sister pregnant!"

Comments

pandm101 0

Friday 28 October 2011 8:02

I will give you one chicken for one dozen twinkles!

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 28 October 2011 8:05

It's a creme filled cake of greatness. Who doesn't like cake? Who doesn't like creamy cream? Well, a Twinkie is both combined into one, damnit. And you will like it if I say you like it, so like it, damnit!!

ericke9_fml 0

Friday 28 October 2011 8:10

omg! let's occupy the twinkie factory now because the are screwing us

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 28 October 2011 8:19

Can't believe how much frosting and sprinkles are being used to top Pop Tarts these days. I remember back in like 7th grade the Pop Tarts I could buy at lunch had like half an inch of topping on them. :(

CommonSenseKarma 17

Friday 28 October 2011 8:27

every1luvsTwinkies?

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 28 October 2011 8:35

So if I choose never to grow up will things stay the same?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 28 October 2011 8:37

But of course Peter Pan, but only in Neverneverland.

chinkychick 16

Friday 28 October 2011 8:46

i've never ever had twinkies before because we dont have them in my country :( so i dont know whether their good or bad... 'tis a sad life i live.

stewpididiot 11

Friday 28 October 2011 8:46

OP... Just remind DaD That you'll be choosing his retirement home sooner than he thinks ...@ Doc B... a TWINK is a cute gay boy... A Twinkie is a delicious cream filled... Aww.. Same thing ...never mind