Work and Fight: Clerks 3

Clerks 3

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Brunswick

Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML

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Same thing different taste

By PineappleOfMyEye - 24/09/2018 17:30

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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Cheap and gross

By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20

Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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Charming

By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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By chubbyreddevil - 31/01/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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Levi2411 41

Friday 12 March 2021 22:30

"That's funny sir, as I was never on the premise yesterday. I may look into it for you, but I was not the one at fault and I'll have to ask you to understand that." Make them feel stupid with a smile, customer service 101.

alex_jaguara 32

Friday 12 March 2021 23:27

Oh, you are in for a treat. Don't expect the customers are reasonable. From my experience most are very nice and understanding but I've had some who almost drove me to nervous crisis.

Comments

Paul Hendry 10

Friday 12 March 2021 21:54

how does one violently accuse you? is it that they hit you or/?

Levi2411 41

Friday 12 March 2021 22:30

alex_jaguara 32

Friday 12 March 2021 23:27

Oh, you are in for a treat. Don't expect the customers are reasonable. From my experience most are very nice and understanding but I've had some who almost drove me to nervous crisis.

Levi2411 41

Saturday 13 March 2021 8:40

Ohhh trust me, I know. I work in the bakery/deli at Walmart while I'm in college, and some of these damn people are a real piece of work. Whether it's stupidity or attitude, they get on my nerves. lol

Ali Nayeri 4

Monday 15 March 2021 15:47

yeah trust me, some people are just straight nuts

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 March 2021 1:24

So, you enjoy screwing customers so much, you volunteer at your store on your days off?

Ali Nayeri 4

Monday 15 March 2021 15:46

In the store I work one time some old dude was shouting at me saying he was going to sue our Company because we didn't stock the lozenges he wanted anymore 😳