By KaylaRox1908 - 08/07/2015 02:45 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38

The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

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teapotrevolt 27

Haha sorry but I love this! I would've snickered every time and end up high fiving that guy. Lol!

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HWICUNow 10

I agree. I thought this was hilarious. although, apparently #8 goes to more movies than me...

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teapotrevolt 27

Someone that doesn't hate me :') hahaha. I haven't even seen where it's from I just love the parody videos and shit with it in there. I still love arrow to the knee jokes. The best!

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JustMyLuck6666 13

Jeff just wanted to make sure you knew his name.

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worldclassrager 39

Didn't changing seats occur to you? Or did he follow you like gum on a shoe

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Hop6e 22

He probably had some form of tourette's or something similar, so it probably wasn't something he could help.

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Or he just thinks he's hilarious to quote a channing tatum movie.

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missyfiona89 28

Should have said, "Hi Jeff, nice to meet you. Now stfu".

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BlaqMontana 16

he could've been suffering from dementia so he kept forgetting he'd said "hi, I'm Jeff" all the time.. I bet he's somewhere right now saying "hi, I'm Jeff"

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