By KaylaRox1908 - 08/07/2015 02:45 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38

The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

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Weiss_Schnee 14

I hate that, I don't even know what to call it... A joke? It's a pathetic attempt at humour.

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idxntgiveafxck 17

It's fuckingggg funny *reds voice* oitnb

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733yoda_fml 19

Are you sure that his name wasn't Geoff?

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Kougeru 12

Sounds like he's mentally challenged. You shouldn't make fun of him.

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Saraishi 24

''Hi Jeff, i'll punch you on the mouth if you don't shut up.'' sounds like a reasonable thing to say.

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rajput 17

maybe the guy behind you was mentally handicapped. did you think about that?

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idxntgiveafxck 17

Or maybe he's using a line from 22 jump street

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jesse98 7

I don't see how this is a bad thing

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BusyDelaying 9

I hear you. People like that are the reason I don't to go to the cinema as much.

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blackonblight 32

After about the third time I'd have said "Shut up, Jeff." If it continued, well, isn't that what staff are for?

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