Kids: Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet... - FML

By 1010110100101101 - 19/06/2015 16:07 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

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1010110100101101 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 4:32

Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.

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TheSgLeader 21

Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I hope no one dares her not to have sex until she gets married.

alex_622 22

Saturday 20 June 2015 0:25

I guess in a way, your daughter had a clever idea...too bad it was one that landed her in the ER. Hope she's ok!

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Strega 5

Sunday 21 June 2015 2:18

It's a popular challenge on scout camps. At least we kept water in our mouths so we wouldn't accidentally talk.

rmllavaneras 19

Monday 22 June 2015 14:25

You failed at parenting somewhere down the line.

tazz602 5

Monday 22 June 2015 23:36

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MayaMacias 13

Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:02

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