Intimacy: Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Technologically challenged

By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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By jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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Llama_Face89 33

Friday 12 September 2014 23:14

Could have been worse. Someone could have whipped out their dick.

isabelf 17

Friday 12 September 2014 23:16

Maybe try to explain to them it wasn't your laptop?

Comments

TogeBara 12

Saturday 13 September 2014 5:55

I wish that he knew you were going to take it, and did this on purpose as a prank, but I doubt it.

iBowdenzz 15

Saturday 13 September 2014 6:55

"The silence was deafening" rip english

not_bothered 10

Saturday 13 September 2014 11:41

That is a correct phrase to use..

poncho55 40

Saturday 13 September 2014 19:41

#57, it's called an oxymoron. Go back to school. RIP to my generation's education.

drc428 5

Saturday 13 September 2014 10:30

lol that is why people should watch **** on their phones and you should not be so nosy

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 14 September 2014 17:32

Firstly, most people don't leave **** open on their laptops when they've finished with it. Secondly, OP wasn't being nosy, she was using the laptop for an exam.

drc428 5

Saturday 13 September 2014 10:33

so what is just **** everyone watches it

Vegetarian27 24

Saturday 13 September 2014 14:54

Hit the friggin mute key

gatekeeper1993 10

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:42

well i bet that made the professors day

sjbartholome 14

Saturday 13 September 2014 17:39

You definitely deserve it. You should have made sure all browsers where closed and the volume was muted. If you were running late, you deserve it more for not giving yourself enough time to check. There is a high degree of FYL but an even higher degree of YDI.

newyorkcityguy 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 2:05

A certain somebody definitely doesn't live a fulfilling life.

poncho55 40

Saturday 13 September 2014 19:36

#17, not everyone watches **** in a relationship. Don't speak for everyone. My husband and I both stopped watching **** when we starting dating simply because we morally felt we shouldn't in a relationship. That's just our personal situation, though. Some people do watch ****, some people don't watch ****; believe it or not. Regardless of gender.