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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 05:01

Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 02:02

Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML

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By ItsFunnyNow - 22/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 22:00

Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML

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I should?

By potatoehead178 - 28/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Fairfield

Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML

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Priapism Tuesday

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 04:00

Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML

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By Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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Thursday 24 May 2012 11:23

Life's hard, eh?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:22

At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....

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etiennerheaume_fml 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 18:38

Ultimate FML

stepymac 15

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:30

Got hard?

aaronnorman 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:08

no hard feelings bro that sucks

123jdub 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:08

if after 4 hours and you still have an erection, don't call a doctor. just call another girlfriend

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 25 May 2012 8:05

No, you probably wanna call a doctor

Fmn123 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:31

Shortest.FML.Ever <3

Shadytko 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:58

I might be in the same boat as you my friend. Worst feeling when you can't an the time comes.

Various33 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 22:56

That is one thing no man wants

Miouya 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:22

Can't get it up huh sorry op that really sucks but I guess that's why Viagra is their to help D:

DustyStorm 16

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:29

My guy uses it and seriously rocks my world! Don't be so hard on yourself.... ;-)

manda9398 1

Friday 25 May 2012 0:35

No shame buddy

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