Intimacy: Today, I had to take Viagra. FML - FML

By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

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Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 05:01

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Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

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Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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Helping hand

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 02:02

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Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML

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By ItsFunnyNow - 22/10/2009 04:07 - United States

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Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 22:00

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Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML

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I should?

By potatoehead178 - 28/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Fairfield

Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML

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Priapism Tuesday

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 04:00

Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML

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By Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

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Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

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Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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dazedNconfuzzled 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:23

Life's hard, eh?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:22

At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....

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gmaxwell1 2

Friday 25 May 2012 0:39

Viva Viagra!

smileygirl1201 0

Friday 25 May 2012 1:27

Let me guess ... Your wife wanted to have sex and you weren't in to it

ipanisse 5

Friday 25 May 2012 1:30

Who cares when you can have sex! Enjoy bro!

neoyoyo 0

Friday 25 May 2012 3:43

Sorry bro

Jdubbs_14 0

Friday 25 May 2012 5:46

It's not too bad, some militaries use them to keep enough testosterone in their solders. Anyways, help is never a bad thing ;)

cellar_door_06 0

Friday 25 May 2012 5:50

At least you're man enough to admit you need instead of being to macho and making excuses. Good for you!

Eternal94 10

Friday 25 May 2012 7:20

It take me a good two minutes to try and tap on this FML.

howsitgoingjc 2

Friday 25 May 2012 8:16

Erectile dysfunction shows you aren't getting proper blood flow aka circulation problems. Actually fix the problem rather than putting a band aid on it aka medicating yourself

the_smart_way 10

Friday 25 May 2012 12:33

Your short FML was a challenge to select on iPhone, or my fingers are too fat

NNR 0

Friday 25 May 2012 12:53

Ok so people with and with out Ed take Viagra how do we know u didn't kneed it

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Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML

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Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML

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