Miscellaneous: Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I...

By shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa - 29/03/2015 14:03 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 10:49 - United States

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Fauxgeek - 28/06/2016 01:29

Today, my 84-year-old grandmother taught me a keyboard shortcut. FML

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By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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No way, uh-uh, no, not doing it

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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pandamimo 5

Monday 30 March 2015 0:15

Grandma don't take none of your shit

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 30 March 2015 0:12

Well now ya know not to sass grandma.

Comments

YourOpinionSucks 22

Monday 30 March 2015 22:58

If you can't take a joke, you should probably do the world a favor and **** off

PikaPikaPika_fml 9

Tuesday 31 March 2015 5:21

old people may be computer illiterate, but they're not stupid. lesson learned? lol

teechur 15

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:36

Actually you were wrong. A laser does burn pits into the disk so next time you want to assume an older woman is stupid just because she is older and a woman, try to get your facts straight. I'm old enough to be a grandma and I could run technology circles around you too spite not having a penis and being well over 40.

junkymagi 7

Saturday 20 June 2015 9:38

reading comprehension fail... "burning the disks in fire" was the phrase used, laser yes, fire no

gintwinsmoore 20

Wednesday 1 April 2015 5:33

way to go granny!!!!

horriblejoke 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:02

Am I the only one who's lost by all of these posts that are completely ****** spelling wise?

yes31601 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:30

Learn how to spell I could barely read that

dustydick 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 21:01

******* spelling! Get your shit together, ****!

outcastofsociety 4

Thursday 2 April 2015 5:35

I think all the spelling errors that were one almost every fml earlier were either from a glitch in the app or someone hacked and revised all the FMLs.

vairenna 11

Saturday 4 April 2015 6:03

I would just leave. Gotta sass back yknow

junkymagi 7

Saturday 20 June 2015 9:34

"You know, grandma, it was a joke, now, you'll have to get someone else to help you as this "brat" has better things to do than be abused. Oh yeah, hope you have pictures of me, that's the only way you'll be able to see me from now on.