Miscellaneous: Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to...

By xXx3mi_MuffinxXx - 01/07/2011 19:23 - United States

Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

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By nightfall8705 - 17/08/2017 19:30 - United States - Walhalla

Today, I had to make my boss believe that I was late to work because my sick dog shit all over my bedsheets and I had to clean up the mess before work. The truth is, I don't have a dog, and I wrongly trusted a long fart this morning. FML

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By noworkformeplease - 09/03/2017 16:00

Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML

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By Mark - 27/02/2015 18:24 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 15:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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By yolo is for shitheads - 09/10/2012 16:07 - United States

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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Manage this

By fuck this company - 14/06/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML

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You deserved it 74

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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alissa222 15

Saturday 2 July 2011 1:22

invite her to join you.

jamila123 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 1:21

at least you have a job.

Comments

iFizzgig 11

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:07

the joys of a vet assistant

MinMEN2008 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 15:54

lol at least those dogs don't smell like fish anymore

redlinelxi 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:05

shitty job

RyBo80 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:53

Boy, you must really like animals to put up with that. I mean that is really going above and beyond what most people would put up with!

bewbies 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:42

wish I had your job

Das_Judenburg 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:04

What is in your mouth, and is that a ferret?

jellybelliez 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:47

send her a picture !!

firefly_102 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:31

Just invite her to come with you to prove it(:

rockinroyalty 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:29

Seen this to many times now. =_=

lexilust 9

Monday 2 July 2012 14:46

Oooooh I'm a fellow dog groomer! Like my page www.facebook.com/ThePinkPooch I feel your pain! Thank god I'm not a dog bather anymore, I get to deal with the nice, clean doggies lol