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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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Revelations

By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML

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Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:33

DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 3:14

F her life? No, F the life of the poor soul she's bringing into this world. People really need to start thinking straight before getting into sex. Lives seriously depend on it!

Comments

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 7:51

commence the multiple posts of pro-abortion and religious groups n so forth..

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 6 April 2014 8:32

Yup, YDI. It's easy to avoid pregnancy if you're serious about it.

Witchylady 17

Sunday 6 April 2014 8:48

Kick your ex boyfriend where it hurts the most. Don't let that loser intimidate you. Make him take responsibility for the child you share together. And while you are at it make his life a living hell. Good luck with your new boyfriend.

cupidlove623 8

Saturday 18 April 2015 15:19

just agree to that and than take his ass to court for child support

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 10:09

damn how did you break up? did yoy crush him or something?

Lucy1011 0

Saturday 1 August 2015 18:36

Wow... maybe its a good thing that he doesn't want to be around, who would want their kid to grow up with someone like that?

mcsammo11 12

Saturday 10 October 2015 15:15

you should tell you're new boyfriend that the baby isn't his

Unlucky1232 20

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:59

sue for child support, force him to get a DNA test, then ask for a restraining order and present the text as evidence of him threatening you. the baby doesn't deserve a father like that SOB.

OrokuSaki 7

Saturday 22 February 2020 7:11

You're first mistake was...... Why would you text him and hope to tell him you are preggo and he's the daddy. It'll be much easier if you had a one on one conversation in person. If a chick tries to text me she is Preggo and I'm the daddy. I would rely with the Who The Hell Is this.