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By 27161697 - 22/07/2013 04:45 - United States - Malden

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Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 451
You deserved it 3 686

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27161697 19

hey I'm the OP and what happened was that we were both sleeping in the same room (well she was asleep) and she started snoring so i yelled at her which woke her up. then she realized that she had to use the bathroom so half asleep she took her bathrobe off and sat on the toilet. she fell back asleep because she went to bed about 2 hours before and had to wake up in another 2 hours to catch a plane. my mom is only 50 and i am 15. by the way all of your comments made me laugh and yeah i really do wish that memory would erase!

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carecow 16

Now there is a sight that will scar your child for life.

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Pleonasm 35

Hopefully there was nothing horribly messy stewing in there for a while that you had to flush, too.

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Comments

TRaww21 14

Was she drunk? And if not, how old is your mom exactly?

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Stephy94 9

I certainly hope she's old enough to drink if she could have a child old enough to be posting on FML. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.

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Pesticides 19

there are a lot of people who are legally able to drink but don't. even more don't get wasted enough to pass out on a toilet.

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Stephy94 9

Yes, but assume this kid is at least ten. It's very unlikely the mother would have gotten pregnant earlier than thirteen which leads me to believe the mother has to be _at least_ twenty-two/twenty-three.

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RonnieG 10

maybe she's on her early forties and took her sleeping medication before actually being in bed.

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jw90 18

I've fallen asleep on the toilet once.

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Blackcatluck 19

How interesting, did you come out of a ****** when you born too?

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reeses_pieces12 7

You know you don't have to emerge from a ****** to be born, right?

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Plot twist: this was only OP's dream.. then she wakes up on the toilet herself.

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buddy51 23

.....and if that's how your week's starting off, OP, just think how much room for improvement there is!! Things just have to get better! Tell yourself that, over and over and over, and maybe you'll be able to believe it!! Otherwise, FYL!!!

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AGB10 19

Okay junior - so that's how you wake me up when im in the toilet. Toilet training - check.

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whyisitme12 19

Sounds like she had a hell of a weekend

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8born8 18

Just makes up for all of the times she had to wipe your butt & change your crappy nappies.

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joyce71 5

how said being a kid was going to be easy I bet you thought you would never be doing something like this though

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FuKcMee 32

13 you're a goof, she prob drunk oh look under 50

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