By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18

I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

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bella_nana347 23

He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true

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Sunflora219 26

Your dad is a special kind of cat flap, isn't he?

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Abhimanyu 14

haha... I saw what you did there :D

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rinzlerkitty94 31

You stole that from the Romanians. I guess we can forgive you.

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hellnosucka 27

Oh no.. FML users are now sharing inside jokes. what is happening to the world??

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Badkarma4u 17

I feel like I'm in a secret club now.

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Wizardo 33

Little do you know this is exactly how the universe was created though.

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helptheorphans 17

Everyone is making jokes about the FML, but if you do as his dad said, you WILL implode... I've tried it.....

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domolovesyoshi 33

So you're writing this from the afterlife? Good to know you can keep your electronics.

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Shadowvoid 33

What a gastronomical error on his part.

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Emmiii_fml 18

I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

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Host2phats 21

LIES!! Everyone knows women don't pass gas, therefore there is still a 100% possibility of this being true I've never even my ex fiance go the bathroom (other than to pee) #womendontpoop

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crimsonclouds 19

On the bright side you seem to be more intelligent! Let people believe what they want to believe

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dca101 23

I would pay to see that

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El_Boxeador 14

There's only one way to prove him wrong...you know what you have to do OP!!

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MortenM 17

I wouldn't do that. It creates a vacuum inside your body!

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mds9986 24

Get the beans and soda ready.

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bella_nana347 23

He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true

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derangedplanet 23

I was thinking "he probably saw that on fml...." lmao

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NonScaryPumkin 22

"Do you think people would just go on the Internet and just tell lies?" -Buster Baxter

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bella_nana347 23

Well he could potentially create a vacuum inside his body, so there is that.

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ryannmichael 17

Just take a vacuum to the front-end and back-end. Same thing. Nbd.

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