By Ouka - 27/05/2015 09:18 - Germany

Today, I had to write my own notice for enforced redundancy because my boss just went on a two week vacation. He told me to just forge his signature and that, if I wouldn't do it, he'd just make something up to dismiss me on codes of conduct. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 913
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Ouka_fml tells us more.

OP here :) First of all, thank you all for your advice! I'm afraid though, that it's a rather small company (around 10 full time employees) so we don't have an HR departement. I'm not sure about the difference between "being fired" and "being laid off", but my situation could be described as: "being fired because my company decided to save some money and that they didn't need someone on the position I'm currently working at." Here in Germany we get ALG (Arbeitslosengeld, roughly translates to "unemployment money") for a year after working for at least two years. It's around 60% of the persons original salary. The catch is: you only get it, if you're fired or quit for (very) good reasons (harassment, threats, etc.). If you quit without one of those reasons you don't get anything for 1-3 months. Also you don't get it for 3 months if you're fired because of anything you did (stealing, forgery...) So it's a tricky situation right now. I wrote my boss an email explaining most of the things you stated (that I feel uncomfortable forging his signature, for example) and asking whether it wasn't possible for me to just write the notice and have him sign it as soon as he's back. This way I have to set the date back, because I can only be fired with a 2 months' notice which isn't stricly legal, but he agreed to it. He isn't really that bad of a person, actually that whole idea came from HIS boss and he was just the unlucky messenger. So yeah, I'm going to write the notice and put it on his desk to sign once he gets back and hope, the whole mess turns out alright.

Top comments

Write and sign a notice for his early retirement and pop that in the post while you are at it. FYL

musicnole 8

Sounds like a great boss...maybe you should forge his signature on the approval for your resignation?

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I'd write his resignation for him and nothing else.

Let him dismiss you and then sue for unlawful termination.

Questionable ethics from a German authority figure? You don't say...

dannnngthatsux 19

You need to record your conversations and save the emails...cya!!! How evil can you get? Break the rules or I'll tell them you broke the rules.

May be you should force his signature and get yourself a promotion!

wfacsc 13

If you work with a-holes invest in a cheap pen-cam. Could save your job.

Jwaye2 7

I feel that even if you did what he said and forged his signature he would still use that against you.

MrZsDad 19

Sure would be one hell of a severance package.

get him fired with this! if he asked you to do this over an email, he is already caught. if not, call him read out the letter and ask him if he is sure you should forge his signature - record the call and set his @$$ on fire! bosses like these don't really deserve anything! :-/