Today, I have a enormous crush on one of my male friends that... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2023 07:42

Today, I have a enormous crush on one of my male friends that I've known for since elementary school. I have the enormous crush on him since college. I want him to choose me over the girl that's next to him in every photo they're in. Man, telling him that I want to be his boyfriend is hard. FML

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