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By stanky - 19/06/2015 14:47 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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mukduk 21

How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?

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lulinator 40

Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.

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lulinator 40

Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.

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NotDarkKnight 27

Girls also dont poop or vomit. They puke and shit.

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CoGhostRider 31

Or have anything named clit or ****** it's all a myth.

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Hop6e 22

Gawd sometimes yes. Today I definitely felt the vomit part.

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brycemash 9

This reminds me of that South Park episode where they find the ********

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Jonkbaby 22

haha #1 your pic goes along with this fml pretty good

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mukduk 21

How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?

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brezzyanna 17

Maybe he thought it was for guys that want to smell pretty?

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sherriie 7

how about the commercial... didn't he notice them

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delfino1604 24

cuz his mommy bought his deodorant until the day he got married

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quackImapenguin 16

I'm pretty sure they don't usually put the mens and womens deodorant next to each other in the store. Deodorant that is marketed towards women is generally more expensive (with no difference in quality or ingredients- except different smells) and they don't want women to notice and buy the mens deodorant instead for fear of losing their profit.

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ShowMeKay 20

#57 - Men's and women's deodorant are almost always beside each other, because it falls under the same section and makes sense to be together. Do you really think stores separate out an aisle for each gender's deodorant because women are sheep that get lured into purchasing men's deodorant so long as it's in plain sight? And that stores "lose" money on men's deodorant sales? You sound as ignorant as OP's husband.

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Welshite 39

Of course girls don't wear deodorant. They mash flowers and shove the resulting goo under their armpits.

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Exaspera 54

Well, we obviously never sweat! Was this guy only raised with brothers?

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Sunflower1919 19

I would love to know his reaction the first time he finds you taking a poo.

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Eyeslick 33

Haha you're funny! That'll never happen, girls don't poo!

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fakedsincerity 32

We do, but it's rainbow coloured and glittery and smells of roses.

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GodOfRiverFalls 1

We hereby nominate the "Clueless" reward to OP's husband!

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Malecent 13

#23 Why insult someone for not knowing a fact?

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leogachi 15

Because it's such an obvious fact. If it were something like how many Jupiters can fit inside the sun we could understand. This, however, is just sad.

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graceface1031 7

You should stop wearing it and see what he thinks then!

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joelp232 17

seems like he saw you as the perfect woman

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