Today, I have a friend who's been on and off drugs. I have kept... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 20:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I have a friend who's been on and off drugs. I have kept contact and tried to help. She's had 3 overdoses and I have tried to help because she seemed like she needs it but less than a month and its back. Then she calls me up crying about how much she loves the buzz and honestly, I am sick and tired of it.. FML

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