You probably just need some power steering fluid. Open the bonnet and check the levels. If there isn't any buy some and throw it in. If that's not the case, then yeah, fyourlife.

Don't worry, soon enough CPS will come take away your car and search for the children trapped inside.

Wouldn’t fluid help with that?

Embrace it! Hallowe'en night, drive in subdivisions throwing candy out the window! He he he!

I had that once. Turned out to be a rusted ball joint rather than the power steering.

Try power steering fluid

You “found out why?” You didn’t already hear it?

If not fluid, try adjusting the belt tension.

try checking the fluid

If there is any way you can borrow an old car seat and a baby-sized doll to place in your back seat, you simply must do so!