By UH60 - 15/11/2014 22:58 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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You deserved it 6 529

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UH60 26

Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

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SarahSehhati 40

Did you pass the test though?

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sempisaviour 17

Water is overrated anyway. Try Monster M-80.

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Ichiya 29

Water sucks it really sucks! Gatorade!

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Stryker_13 19

Did the other people notice the puddle? Cause it could've been something minor,...unless it got on your bunk mates too:x

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UH60 26

No, but I had to do laundry at 3 am lol My saving grace was that all day my piss was clear, so it didn't smell as bad as it could have.

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Jmancw 14

Is boot camp very hard or not really?

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UH60 26

No, not really. It's fairly easy so long as you do what you're told and meet each standard (or better, exceed). The most difficult portion for me was just getting along with others when everyone is under a lot of stress. Especially the **** faces who always walk up to formation late.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

It also depends on when and where you do it at. When I joined in 08 it was harder than it was now, I'm sure it'll just get easier in a couple years as well.

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Queen_of_Night 20

It's not too bad but I was also Air Force in early spring. You want to join the military but nervous about the fitness? Air Force during the summer. But they've made it harder since '04 I hear it's longer and you have to carry around a fake M4. Some idiotic "Fit to Fight" measure that put a star on some birds shoulder.

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ostfaiz 18

YDI Op, anyways u passed the test that is what gets count, congoz...u cherish the pissy moments shared with those 3 persons in the barrack ;)

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UH60 26

I took a piss right before bed like always, so no, I don't think I did deserve it. I literally peed 14 times that day, but I do have to say that it was worth it to drop two minutes off the run.

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ostfaiz 18

u mean to say after all the incident PISS GOD was happy on U!

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SMHsohard 22

And that's why you drink water in the morning, before you actually begin.

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UH60 26

You must not know how to properly hydrate.

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greencurtains74 11

you dont know how to properly hydrate either op...you pissed yourself...

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Queen_of_Night 20

I actually concur with #30 OP, but not to be a dick. Water poisoning is real and you shouldn't drink so much that you wet your bed without realizing it. Be careful out there! Got plenty of friend's still in the service!

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zsaddayz 16

Water wouldn't have helped the cramping. You need electrolytes and water. But I feel bad for you! I hope you aren't too upset by this. It could've happened to anyone.

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jesuismelogee 16

you just contradicted yourself...you don't need water but you need water

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graphicstyle7 17

Get some POTASSIUM pills. Potassium prevents cramps. Take two or three before you run, works like a charm.

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Garnetshaddow 30

I've had my share of embarrassing moments. It kinda sucks now, but it will be funny somewhere down the line. You've also got an inside joke for life with your roommates. The ones who didn't laugh too hard are keepers!

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Robby2448 20

My last APFT this guy had the ***** and couldn't hold it on the sit-ups. Glad I wasn't holding his feet.

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