Miscellaneous: Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 06:00

Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By jamalinho - 11/05/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

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By Nic - 23/02/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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You deserved it 982

#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:27

It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:00

i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?

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Britneycrapper 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 14:28

dude you call that bad? celebrate lovrs of FML its a good thing you like it

jmart110 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 7:36

super addicting! my bf is like are you in FML AGAIN! hah one time I never went to sleep was on FML alll night . lOser I know!

CMSmithhh 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 23:12

Aha, Who hasn't?! (:

CupcakeMassacre 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 3:21

ive been reading fmylife for 3 almost 4 days strait. dont worry im more pathetic then you so dont feel bad lol

iP00PonN00bz 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 4:43

I can read fml for years it's just that reading in general bores me

Mimorie17 12

Wednesday 18 August 2010 1:35

its hard to get off. most of them are really fun. Ive been reading for about 5hours. lol

hypnos_fml 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 17:26

I probably read 12 hours of fmls every day you ain't got nuthin on me biiitch

Efilyn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 11:29

You need a hobby.

asher888 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:24

and the problem is?

ferrettamer 6

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:44

I posted an fml like this but it didn't get accepted :(

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Today, my boyfriend still doesn't "believe" in Valentine's Day. Every year I feel stupid for caring about this. FML

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