Insomnia, Sleep and Comments: Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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Hard disagree

By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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PSA

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Tampa

Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML

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Send 'em in anyway

By mega_bite - 25/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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My brain hates me

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 04:00

Today, I'm trying to sleep. If I fall asleep now, that's still four hours of sleep. My brain: "Enjoy this retrospective of assorted failures from your childhood through today! We now join the program already in progress." FML

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BloodDiamond96 11

Thursday 13 May 2021 8:02

I agree! I read FMLs every night before I pass out

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:05

I do the same thing lol, I’m not ashamed

Comments

BloodDiamond96 11

Thursday 13 May 2021 8:02

I agree! I read FMLs every night before I pass out

AshWayne 10

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:57

Same. For the past 6 years

mccuish 25

Thursday 13 May 2021 8:40

I read them before bed all the time

alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:01

At one point a few years back I've read every single FML and now I hardly find any unread.

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:05

I do the same thing lol, I’m not ashamed

BMXDude22 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 10:02

Same.

VnD 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 10:44

Same 😂

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 13 May 2021 22:41

Same, I'm not ashamed, lol.

kittycatkelss 29

Friday 14 May 2021 5:34

Every. Single. Night. 😂

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 14 May 2021 9:00

Roses are red, violets are blue f my life, all my base belong to you

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Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

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