Health: Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google... - FML

By MissPerspirent - 28/09/2011 02:18 - Canada

Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

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By lizzzie - 09/10/2009 21:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 10:37 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

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By FastTurtle9 - 24/05/2016 20:10 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML

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By Anna - 20/12/2020 05:02

Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 20:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 18:00

Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML

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PimhNL 3

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:23

Double t-shirt all the wayyyy

banman12321 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:24

That is hot, nuff said :)

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H00SIERBOY 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:20

Lose weight.

ampersandsquid 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:19

Drysol darling. It will solve everything.

Raindrops99 4

Sunday 16 December 2012 2:29

It doesn't work for everyone, but I agree, the OP could give it a try.

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:54

At least you're trying. :/

emerluvsu 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 15:03

You should see a doctor about that. Google doesn't have all the answers.

NomOnShroomz 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 15:03

My hand is MY best friend.

hellryu 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 15:05

Atleast you're trying to do something about it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:24

We've all had to Google embarrassing health issues, trust me! You're totally not alone in that.

lovefml987 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:48

There's a product called " sweat block" google it , it costs 20$ for 8 wks And it works really well, I'm allergic to everything and I use it for my pits

jelmermcgee 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:37

YDI for being fat

zacimusprime 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:21

Be less fat.

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