By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

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Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
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Shemp_5 14

Dont ask, dont tell...

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ScottVining 21

You sorta had that comin haha

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Shemp_5 14

Dont ask, dont tell...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Well, you live in New Jersey, so, you know...

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Senorangelo 10

She could have said that she is practicing with him so often. It may be hurtful to say something like this when already married. Marriage is a new beginning, everything before has to be forgotten.

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Malahkaa 19

Did she mean six guys today, or six guys ever?....

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ScottVining 21

You sorta had that comin haha

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kurodansei 16

No SHE had it cumming. Give credit where credit is due.

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saba_ajira 29

Never ask about experience. You won't like the answer.

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onlychildFTW 33

It's true, practice makes perfect. Just when it comes to sex, never ask how one got so good. There can only be one answer.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Heh, I think some guys go into relationships expecting virgins who have no idea what they're doing. It applies not just to sex: sometimes, you have deduced the answer to something, but still know it's better off not asking, because it leads to stupid bullshit.

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8313girl 28

I've never seen so many people type "of" instead of "have" until I got onto this site. It's baffling! Some people have to go back to grammar school.

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mif_fml 27

You're and your is so much worse..

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teyyoshi 19

utterly agreed ！it is of great help for guys learning English like me ，correct spell ，plz

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Cbizzlez 10

Kind of one of those things that you don't ask questions about and just enjoy the fact that someone is sucking your dick

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foxwasalamb 24

you are male, assuming you're straight, what if another guy just jumped on your dick? would you still live by your advice?

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Chaith 16

Well, he sure wouldn't be asking about the guy's credentials, so, his point stands. Lol.

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Thorvald22 17

Why would you ask a question like that without expecting an answer you wouldnt like?

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devildog562 33

Correction wife: 7(including him) Husband: 1 since he is still getting a blowy!

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RedPillSucks 31

isn't there a fairytale about 7 in one blow

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Mr_Duckingbergh 13

To be completely honest 6 guys isn't that much. I have heard of 20 etc. But not to mention you did ask and hey at least she's honest.

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Mimi12589_fml 10

Yeah, unless she used the rule of 3 meaning she actually practiced on about 15 guys ! Which seems even fairer to me :p

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Arcanel 18

would actually be around 18, you multiply by 3 lol

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