Miscellaneous: Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer,...

By ealovan - 03/03/2014 05:18 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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You deserved it 8 031

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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You deserved it 12 385

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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You deserved it 16 923

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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You deserved it 69 222

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 605

You deserved it 47 010

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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You deserved it 40 122

lenalee96 22

Monday 3 March 2014 12:02

That's cool though, print them out and make a chain!

Tezoma 28

Monday 3 March 2014 12:04

We all have our hobbies, Op. No big deal.

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jaellin 18

Monday 3 March 2014 14:41

I just wanna know what website!?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 3 March 2014 14:44

If you have a good eye for geometry and symmetry you could be a graphic designer or something!

spiritfang11237 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:49

And with all the individual snowflakes OP made, he/she could make a movie of their own. 204 snowflakes down!

shaww 28

Monday 3 March 2014 14:48

Ain't nobody got time fo' that

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 3 March 2014 15:57

I want to know what the website is!

allie2590 31

Monday 3 March 2014 16:06

OP clearly does.

Nohman 14

Monday 3 March 2014 18:16

Life's what you make it.

spiritfang11237 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:52

So make it into a snowflake. Short lived but beautiful while it lasts.

xuneventful 12

Monday 3 March 2014 19:14

it doesn't have to be a snowmaaaaaaan

nattlecakes 19

Monday 3 March 2014 19:43

I can't help but think "what's this website I wanna go on this website"

hulopro 16

Monday 3 March 2014 21:06

I see you have your priorities in order.

AlwaysWatching 27

Monday 3 March 2014 22:17

I love that website!

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