Miscellaneous: Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer,...

By ealovan - 03/03/2014 05:18 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 057

You deserved it 10 384

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 027

You deserved it 2 921

By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 201

You deserved it 8 031

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 877

You deserved it 12 389

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 162

You deserved it 6 463

By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 996

You deserved it 16 925

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 459

You deserved it 2 642

By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 101

You deserved it 69 230

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 606

You deserved it 47 016

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 409

You deserved it 40 127

lenalee96 22

Monday 3 March 2014 12:02

That's cool though, print them out and make a chain!

Tezoma 28

Monday 3 March 2014 12:04

We all have our hobbies, Op. No big deal.

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jaellin 18

Monday 3 March 2014 14:41

I just wanna know what website!?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 3 March 2014 14:44

If you have a good eye for geometry and symmetry you could be a graphic designer or something!

spiritfang11237 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:49

And with all the individual snowflakes OP made, he/she could make a movie of their own. 204 snowflakes down!

shaww 28

Monday 3 March 2014 14:48

Ain't nobody got time fo' that

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 3 March 2014 15:57

I want to know what the website is!

allie2590 31

Monday 3 March 2014 16:06

OP clearly does.

Nohman 14

Monday 3 March 2014 18:16

Life's what you make it.

spiritfang11237 16

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:52

So make it into a snowflake. Short lived but beautiful while it lasts.

xuneventful 12

Monday 3 March 2014 19:14

it doesn't have to be a snowmaaaaaaan

nattlecakes 19

Monday 3 March 2014 19:43

I can't help but think "what's this website I wanna go on this website"

hulopro 16

Monday 3 March 2014 21:06

I see you have your priorities in order.

AlwaysWatching 27

Monday 3 March 2014 22:17

I love that website!

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Today, my old boss is such an arsehole that not only did he fire me last week, he completely forgot about firing me and when he saw me in the shop as a customer, he yelled at me for being late and out of uniform. I swear his mother didn’t birth him, she shat him out the other hole. FML

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Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML

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Today, I woke up in an empty room. Thinking I'd been kidnapped, I kicked the door in. The previous night was a blur, and thought I'd been drugged. I was actually in the room my friends had put me in last night, because I went on a drunken rampage. It cost me $100 for a new door. FML

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Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 099

You deserved it 6 706

Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML

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Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 123

You deserved it 44 001

Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML

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