By rocard - 21/09/2010 20:56 - Israël

Today, I heard a conversation between my mom and dad. I’m an only child but my mom is 5 months pregnant. My dad was saying, “Don’t worry, this one’s going to be alright.” FML
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jtsmommy 11

Maybe your mom has had miscarriages, and this had nothing to do with you. Or maybe you had a health scare in the beginning?

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amypr 20

As a pregnant mother of 1, I immediately read that as concerns over pregnancy itself, and/or the actual labor and delivery. your parents obviously love you enough to let you stick around!

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jtsmommy 11

Maybe your mom has had miscarriages, and this had nothing to do with you. Or maybe you had a health scare in the beginning?

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ThrottleJockey 35

Just tell them that the olive doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Tripartita 44

But then you just put them in the perfect position to respond "unless the tree is on a hill!" then stick their tongues out at you and make farty noises.

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amypr 20

As a pregnant mother of 1, I immediately read that as concerns over pregnancy itself, and/or the actual labor and delivery. your parents obviously love you enough to let you stick around!

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dontknow1 19

Maybe your dad was making a joke, I wouldn't worry about it op.

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dontknow1 19

Maybe your dad was making a joke, I wouldn't worry about it op.

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takeittoem 8

Perhaps she simply had a challenging pregnancy when she was carrying you?

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C8H18 33

My parents had a similar thought. All they managed were two goofballs instead of one.

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protoskore 27

use it to your advantage OP, Tazkiri et hasicha kshehem yevakshu mimech laasot babysitter :)

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