Miscellaneous: Today, I heard a conversation between my mom and dad. I’m an... - FML

By rocard - 21/09/2010 20:56 - Israël

Today, I heard a conversation between my mom and dad. I’m an only child but my mom is 5 months pregnant. My dad was saying, “Don’t worry, this one’s going to be alright.” FML

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jtsmommy 11

Friday 17 June 2016 18:24

Maybe your mom has had miscarriages, and this had nothing to do with you. Or maybe you had a health scare in the beginning?

amypr 20

Friday 17 June 2016 18:42

As a pregnant mother of 1, I immediately read that as concerns over pregnancy itself, and/or the actual labor and delivery. your parents obviously love you enough to let you stick around!

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ambeerr 14

Tuesday 17 January 2017 13:01

my first thought would be that your mother suffered miscarriages or she has a health problem that makes it difficult to carry a baby to full term, meaning they're stillborn or have serious health problems when they're born causing them to die quickly.

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