By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
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AnthraxPrincess 18

Well, at least you were concerned about your brother and turns out he was totally fine. Imagine if you didn't go check on him and it was really a seizure. Fyl, though, OP. Hope you can get that image out of your mind someday.

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feven 32

At least he didn't actually have a seizure.

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andrmac 25

"Knock knock next time. Did you see anything?" "No Dark Helmet! I did not see you playing with your dolls again!"

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ReiracsNeve 17

I was looking for this comment. My day is complete.

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cuz803 44

It was an emergency in OP's repertoire. It was family protection instinct.

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Im_Elfie 11

Lol a suicide wank.... About to blow your load so you scream mum and dad, and see how fast you can clean up!

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tj4234 35

Essentially nothing about your comment is relevant to this FML.

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AverageAvarice 23

Why, in any of the levels of hell, would someone call for their parents when masturbating?

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LittleLittlered7 6

I can't say YDI bc you truly thought he was having a seizure and went to help. You don't have time to gain permission to check on him. I grew up w someone with seizures and they ain't no joke. My sister is 30, near-genius IQ and can never be left completely alone. I'd say FYL for you and your brother.

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cuz803 44

I'm wondering what you actually saw. If he was masturbating, not an issue because almost everybody does it. I'm just curious.

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cuz803 44

If that's the case, why is OP saying he needs some bleach. Masturbation is natural and very common. IMO OP's post-reaction was immature

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vienna73631902 12

Masturbation is natural and common, but normal people don't like to see people they are related to doing it. OP's reaction wasn't immature at all; I'd say most people would probably have the same reaction to seeing their brother jacking off.

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cuz803 44

If I walk in and saw my bro fapping, I wouldn't complain because I know it's something natural and wouldn't say I need bleach. It's not a big deal.

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sharonasaur 17

oh my God, just because it's normal doesn't mean anyone would want to see it

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cuz803 44

And because nobody wants to see, doesn't mean we need to make a huge deal out of it.

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pjsr 32

I'm pretty sure you're a guy, right? If I, a guy, saw my brother masturbating, or my friend, it wouldn't be that big a deal. Heck, I might even join him. But if I saw my sister... or she saw me, that's not cool at all.

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soullyfe 33

@45: You'd just join your brother in masturbating...? I mean, I guess that's one way to show brotherly love...

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pjsr 32

Brothers that jerk together stick together

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missoops 21

Yeah brothers would 'stuck' together ammiright

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cuz803 44

I would disagree I found it weird to jack off with another person. Better to spank the ferret in private imo

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cuz803 44

I don't ********** with people. It's only me, myself and I XP

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melana09 19

Next time knock first- no answer then barge in to check. Just to prevent any future accidents

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uchihadesendent 14

That's stupid advice, having seizures is like a heart attack you can't waste a second by knocking because it could be the difference between life and death.

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noellebelle626 19

Well at least you cared.. I just hoe the scaring you have for the rest of your life was worth it

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NomeDMF 17

Could've knocked before you assumed, but that's just me.

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sarcasmismyno1 22

Knocking first could have saved you a lifetime of awkwardness. But don't feel bad. Something like this happens to all of us at some point.

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