By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML
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AnthraxPrincess 18

Well, at least you were concerned about your brother and turns out he was totally fine. Imagine if you didn't go check on him and it was really a seizure. Fyl, though, OP. Hope you can get that image out of your mind someday.

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feven 32

At least he didn't actually have a seizure.

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tntscl 4

I like leaving my door unlocked or masturbating in public. Half the fun is the fear of being caught.

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jbivens1992 17

You would have felt a million times worse had you ignored him and he would have been having a seizure. But you have my sympathy nonetheless...that's just something nobody needs to experience. Someday though...when the shock and horror of it lessens you may be able to laugh about it.

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beardeddentist 3

Finally someone from the same state and country, it's not always you see a Malaysian posting on this site

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abNormal62 23

I take it he already had things well in hand....

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RichardPencil 30

Luckily, you didn't walk in on the moment of truth -- you might need Clorox bleach and steel wool as well as brain bleach.

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loganr01 7

if you drink the bleach it will reach you brain faster

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qteabutt 12

Well it was a 50/50 chance. At least you got the least worse choice.

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EliGolsdworthy 7

So was he masterbuating or was he having sex it can only be one of those lol

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