Animals: Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was...

By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Friday 18 September 2009 20:09

best username

riplikethat 0

Friday 18 September 2009 22:05

"I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned... blah blah blah" No shit.

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JUDASKISS23 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:43

...you're stupid.

SS_Anon 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 6:33

i have so many ydi possibilities but it still doesn't match up to what you just experienced so FYL

Spankalicious 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:53

Lol funnii

cru1972 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:15

Didn't you learn ANYTHING in school? No running in the halls!!

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 21 September 2009 22:13

Sick - yes! Disgusting - yes! Hilarious - Absolutely yes!!! FML - not so much. If this is the worse thing that ever happens to you, consider yourself lucky! And keep laughing about it!!

Zichi 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:18

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you had fun trying to wash that off

genius_man16 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 17:10

now, correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure you don't scream if you're having a heart attack.

Hardrocknerd 0

Friday 18 December 2009 14:33

Consider yourself corrected. :-) My stepdad had a heartattack, my mom told us that he woke her by coming in to the bedroom screaming. Don't know how loud it was though.