By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Sparkiee93 3

Gross... you get a new toothbrush this instant and do not let her know about it and put it where she can't reach it, then put your old toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and sugar, then rinse it off a little so that she can't see it, but believe me she will feel it. :) (Tabasco sauce will make it burn and sugar causes infections down there)

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phatdaddy62 23

How old is your sister and is she hot? No really - I like the idea of a habanero or tabasco sauce on the brush! Nasty Funny! now, how old is your sister anyway????

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whitebunny_fml 0

Poor girl,buy her a vibrator please................

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Megadeth_fml 0

Can I Have Your Toothbrush?

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tomberryboy 0

Jack off on the toothbrush so the next time she uses it she could get pregnate

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KHADOOZLE 0

#715, ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS DUDE! U WANT HIM TO JACKOFF ON THIS TOOTHBRUSH TO IMPREGNATE " HIS SISTER " THATS PRETTY REDNECK!!!

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RingoManDingo 0

This reminds me of a clip on youtube from Accidently on Purpose in which a dude uses sunless tanner as lube and turns everything orange

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live2shred 2

i wont use that if i were you i bet it smells fishy

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