By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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jadekp314 0

You should have bought her the vibrater after all..

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cheesypoofs_fml 0

i know really, doesnt anyone ever read who the FML is by? it says woman by her name lolz

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schunyl 0

Whoa, you brushed with that toothbrush...........Shit...................May be ur sister was using it in past too...........

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HornyBastardHEHE 0

How do you know that wasnt the first time she did it? HAHA that explains your everlasting stinky breath. lmFao FYL BITCH

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HornyBastardHEHE 0

Uhmm like THAT would solve the problem, you'd deff. make for a great counselor mama keep it up!

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GripeApe 0

Too friggin' funny (since I'm not you) ... As others have suggested, get yourself a new toothbrush - and give her the old one ...

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Vaetrus 0

Dip it in tabasco sauce after your next use.

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